My Sexual Preference is:

No.

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

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jaclcfrost:

[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mmmmnope. [pbs]

ANIMALS

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Personality Types

Reblog with your Personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better! Add some others if you know any (such as Hogwarts houses: not a typical personality test, but they give other people insight into what you’re like!) Ones with free online tests are linked.

Name: Elora

Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP,INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ, ENTP.

The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.

Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5,Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9.

Alignment [x]: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good, True Neutral, Lawful Neutral, Chaotic Neutral, Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil

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railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

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  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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monstersanosa:

My contributions for the WtNV Table-Top Role Playing Game!

I did all of the character profiles, which granted took a lot of time. But I got excited, and I didn’t like the idea that any of the character profiles would be done in different styles (breaks in continuity bother me).

If you guys like table top games, check it out!! It runs on a simple 2d6 system, and would probably work best as a story driven campaign. If you guys do decide to play it send me your campaign stories I wanna hear em!!

wtnv

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"To my mother,
Mama,
I used to think your anger was infinite
Like your rage stretched across galaxies
And the stars were little pin pricks of happiness.
What I failed to grasp, was there are more stars in this galaxy than can be seen with the naked eye.
And that this galaxy is only one of many.
Mama,
I see your stars now
I see more than ever how your love is the sun
And the sun is my home."

- To my mother by chp (via jileena)

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umyehs:

fedorahatmatt:

umyehs:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

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