OFF TO BURNING MAN SO I WILL NOT HAVE INTERNET ACCESS FOR ROUNDABOUTS 2 WEEKS
I love you all dearly!!!
I love you all dearly!!!
Today’s Gender of the day is: A half empty bottle of diet coke
So here’s how this goes:
I have a hatchling rack that is currently holding around 60 baby ball pythons that we have hatched this year. The way I feed them is to go down the entire rack and drop either live pinky rat or a fuzzy mouse into each tub. Once I drop in the last one, I start back at the beginning and check to make sure they’re eating and if not I remove the rodent. So I get back around to checking on this baby and she’s not only cradling her fuzzy mouse while it sleeps, but when I try to take it she gets pissy and protects it from me. This is ridiculously adorable.
Okay, so i normally would never reblog snakes because i have a phobia of them, but this.. this right here.. i dunno man this is pretty freaking cute okay
people dean definitely would have had sex with if supernatural was on hbo:
- the dude siren from the siren episode
- aaron from the golem episode
- the cute deputy from yellow fever
- eliot ness
- victor henriksen probably
- himself from 2014 lets be real
Brainwashed assasins, unwilling experiments. A bith of both.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.
Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.
Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.
I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen
Avengers Actually Assembled
A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.
More mucking around with expression sheets—have half a dozen Paolos, on the house. For the sake of accuracy, I’d like to add terror, abject terror and something involving yelling but I don’t have time tonight.
Paolo is a very nice, very weird young man who is earnestly trying to be a professional art thief but on the criminality scale rates ‘petty scoundrel’ at best. He’d like to be a suave, debonaire sort of thief, but for now is just nervous and sweaty. Practice makes perfect!
He’s a terrible burglar and an appalling pickpocket, but a talented forger. He’s especially good at aping paintings in the rococo style, and will happily tell you alllll about it. Prior to working for Charlie and Emile he worked a short stint restoring antique furniture for a shop that was most likely a mafia-owned front for money laundering. He doesn’t know anything about that (oblivious, really), but he is very good at reupholstering chairs.
shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes